tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post4413092060456280674..comments2023-10-24T17:19:31.391-04:00Comments on Laundry Hurts My Feelings: I'm Too Bad Ass For Mexican AbductorsJoann Mannixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-41438417365490425662011-06-01T11:42:28.219-04:002011-06-01T11:42:28.219-04:00You know why I love you? Because when you're ...You know why I love you? Because when you're about to be dragged off and thrown into the bowels of some terrifying dungeon by the banditos, you beg your husband to come with you -- because all of your makeup is in his suitcase!! Are you feeling the love right now? Also, my husband is also a wicked rule breaker. He even ignores the "one way" signs and arrows in parking garages and backs up the exit ramp IN REVERSE (while I'm screaming in terror and the parking attendant is yelling at him from her little booth) to snag the parking spot closest to the exit instead of driving all the way through the parking garage like you're supposed to do, you know, to avoid colliding with other cars.Rebecca Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14801489818836195754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-19735692158022868662011-01-31T01:34:10.228-05:002011-01-31T01:34:10.228-05:00Dear God, I think cavity searches and heroin fille...Dear God, I think cavity searches and heroin filled condoms are much less scary sounding than Mexican timeshare salesmen! And by far the best line in this whole thing ... You have all my makeup in your suitcase. Because that is the most important thing!!!jayayceebloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05894164273378530006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-71131311713499385442011-01-25T13:42:52.499-05:002011-01-25T13:42:52.499-05:00Whew! I'm glad you were able to escape from th...Whew! I'm glad you were able to escape from the agressive time share terrorists. That would have without a doubt turned into a hostage situation! <br />You need a reality show. Seriously. How have they missed you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-27552380445706017742011-01-24T14:18:07.279-05:002011-01-24T14:18:07.279-05:00Further evidence of why I will never go to Mexico....Further evidence of why I will never go to Mexico. I would crap myself and die of a heart attack if that happened to me. I do not want to die with poop in my pants.Joey Lynn Rescinitihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219074986338894660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-66558189651844791412011-01-24T10:24:26.026-05:002011-01-24T10:24:26.026-05:00My ex husband loved time-share salesmen. Sought t...My ex husband loved time-share salesmen. Sought them out, even, just to see what free stuff he could collect. I got so tired of having to listen to presentations during my vacations.<br /><br />I'm glad to not be married to him any more.Gracehttp://www.looksgreatnaked.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-36531639680413579082011-01-24T06:39:07.984-05:002011-01-24T06:39:07.984-05:00Hi stopping by from Kludgymom! Sounds like you ha...Hi stopping by from Kludgymom! Sounds like you had a great experience! I would have been a mess if that was me. I can not believe The Boss is in his 60s... he. looks. amazing! I grew up listening to him and I have to agree that his concerts are the best!Kaseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00820883410111345623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-21284758491493834332011-01-22T19:45:18.332-05:002011-01-22T19:45:18.332-05:00I am on the edge of my couch over here! Also I th...I am on the edge of my couch over here! Also I think Ms. Jeggings is totally smart, who in their right mind would ever think someone with a camel toe is smuggling herion filled condoms, you'd see it right. Ms. Jeggings has outsmarted us all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-5989918160893362872011-01-22T18:33:22.238-05:002011-01-22T18:33:22.238-05:00LOL... the second comment is seriously the best la...LOL... the second comment is seriously the best laugh I have had in a while!! Love your blog and will be adding you blog button to my blog roll!! Looking forward to your post!!! Came over from Mom Vs. the Boys. <br />~Melissa<br />http://www.mnmrheinlander.blogspot.com<br />http://www.twitter.com/MSRheinlander<br />http://www.facebook.com/pages/Keeping-Up-With-The-Rheinlanders/142498255802871MMARhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11396535980127409042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-18689901727102533592011-01-22T16:56:21.866-05:002011-01-22T16:56:21.866-05:00Oh, you are hilarious!
And I had no idea that B...Oh, you are hilarious! <br /><br />And I had no idea that Bruce Springsteen still looked that good.<br /><br />Damn.Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13384130778135859102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-123348646846055402011-01-21T16:15:05.529-05:002011-01-21T16:15:05.529-05:00I have a blog award to pass along and you immediat...I have a blog award to pass along and you immediately came to mind! :) Fee free to pick it up at http://thatangelsmaydelight.blogspot.com/2011/01/versatile-blogger-award.html if you want to participate :)Shantellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06693451360289678510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-18869765734482871572011-01-21T14:48:53.317-05:002011-01-21T14:48:53.317-05:00omg sooo sooo sooo funny that they turned out to b...omg sooo sooo sooo funny that they turned out to be timeshare dudes, you must have been freaking out! I almost died there when I thought your hubster was just going to ignore the Polcia and haul you out of there! so funny, can't wait to hear the rest!Mom vs. the boyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17427488630948090302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-76670195836547280252011-01-21T08:32:48.398-05:002011-01-21T08:32:48.398-05:00First of all, I cracked up over that sign you have...First of all, I cracked up over that sign you have up top. Second of all, wow! Your hubs is a real ... no other word comes to mind except "ball breaker" and I mean that in the best possible way, especially when you're being abducted by time share people.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12586581766383380976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-54347483433374060762011-01-20T23:46:41.532-05:002011-01-20T23:46:41.532-05:00American Girl Doll pork pie hat...see now I want o...American Girl Doll pork pie hat...see now I want one just because you've made it forever famous in your post! Way to go Joann! I was saving up for an American Girl Doll pork pie bra!Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-31332139096784873882011-01-20T22:49:34.649-05:002011-01-20T22:49:34.649-05:00I had THE WORST CASE OF THE TROTS EVER EVER EVER i...I had THE WORST CASE OF THE TROTS EVER EVER EVER in Mexico but I still am not going to boycott American women.Cupcake Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01290758835270673671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-60929000322913658042011-01-20T18:41:29.933-05:002011-01-20T18:41:29.933-05:00I hate to admit this but I have not one but three ...I hate to admit this but I have not one but three time shares in Mexico. They were giving away free drinks, what can I say? <br /><br />How come the Boycott American Women guy never comes to my blog? I see him everywhere and yet he doesn't go to my blog. I know I should be happy he hasn't made his way there but honestly I feel a little left out. <br /><br />I laughed the whole time I read this. I hope you had an awesome time.Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-5006615187709400072011-01-20T16:30:47.791-05:002011-01-20T16:30:47.791-05:00Returning your visit from So Mo - I'm the &quo...Returning your visit from So Mo - I'm the "One of Those Days" blogger. A few thoughts:<br /><br />-I'm thinking that perhaps you *could* turn the world on with your smile. That's a REAL purdy picher of you up there. Don't sell yourself short, lady.<br /><br />-Heroin and bad fashion. Yes. They will be the death of me as well.<br /><br />-Are you sure that we shouldn't all boycott American women? I really wanted to click that thang. But I didn't.Desperate Housemommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09513952335177773965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-10162771924725702952011-01-20T15:44:27.972-05:002011-01-20T15:44:27.972-05:00Tiffaney,
I have no way of responding to you, an...Tiffaney, <br /><br />I have no way of responding to you, and I just want to say that I LOVE the fact that I somehow aided you in having a hot encounter with an Australian cutie. That has got to be one of the best things my blog has ever done.Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-58727601130509401212011-01-20T13:19:01.681-05:002011-01-20T13:19:01.681-05:00My goodness, what an adventure. I want to be funny...My goodness, what an adventure. I want to be funny like you. But I'm not.<br />And I would be afraid to go to Mexico.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-45682202158859528262011-01-20T01:55:06.868-05:002011-01-20T01:55:06.868-05:00Heres the email that dreamy thunder from down unde...Heres the email that dreamy thunder from down under composed for me, thought you'd get a kick out of it: <br /><br />Hi all I'm with this Aussie who saw Oprah in front of the sydney opera house. It's a great story! He loves American women. He says nothing is sexier than the Statue of liberty. He'd prefer her in a bikini. My boy Aussie thinks the bloke who posted that original email shakes hands with the unemployed when he has a shower or as we say here had a date with rosy. Isn't he adorable and the reason we should go for foreign men. He thinks we should all cum down under if you catch my drift.Tiffaneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14584294562404102895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-76915654434001666002011-01-20T01:50:35.069-05:002011-01-20T01:50:35.069-05:00OMG Joann, I have to THANK YOU for one of the sexi...OMG Joann, I have to THANK YOU for one of the sexiest encounters of my life! Your posts make the universe a better place.<br /><br />So I have to apologize for being MIA these past 2 or 3 months. After 2 yrs of unemployment, I've been busier than I've ever been. So no time for reading my favorite blogs.<br /><br />Anyway, tonight I'm at an event (I'm an event planner), bored off my rocker while the attendees are all socializing and having fun. YAWN. So I'm in a corner reading your post & the delightful Boycott American Women email. This ADORABLE Aussie comes up to me and asks what I'm reading, I tell him all about it and he starts dictating a defensive reply email about how American women are awesome and it turns sexy and I just couldn't hit "post" but this guy is TO.DIE.FOR. Nothing happened -- I can't cross that professional line, but I have YOU to thank for a much needed flirty boost!! Love ya, doll!!Tiffaneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14584294562404102895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-78939433964210707762011-01-19T22:16:56.681-05:002011-01-19T22:16:56.681-05:00Sorry I have been so long in visiting. I have bee...Sorry I have been so long in visiting. I have been busy trying to get a man but apparently no one wants an American woman anymore....<br /><br />This story reminded me of a timeshare episode! I would write it up but it would pale in comparison to yours!Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-22948485274005843902011-01-19T16:41:22.730-05:002011-01-19T16:41:22.730-05:00Aw man, that's the best spam comment I've ...Aw man, that's the best spam comment I've seen yet. I'm kinda jealous that I only get spam comments in poor English - I can hardly understand them enough to make fun of them.<br /><br />Anyway, I can't wait to read more! As someone who's never been out of the country, I find this fascinating.MrsJenBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10210080304270799102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-34601760693693376312011-01-19T12:36:38.136-05:002011-01-19T12:36:38.136-05:00You had me already with the Pork Pie Hat and the e...You had me already with the Pork Pie Hat and the exposed torso etc...<br />But then you had to go and be arrested by Timeshare Goons?<br />Because you didn't know where you were staaaayyyyiiinnng?<br />Oh I so want to go to Mexico with you.<br />(Not your husband, though. He can't come. I'm a rule follower and I'd get hives if he tried to drag me away from figures of authority. Even if they were only PRETEND figures of authority. In fact, I kind of need a nap now just thinking about it...)juliehttp://juliecgardner.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-20550085866387508442011-01-19T11:28:22.235-05:002011-01-19T11:28:22.235-05:00Had the same thing happen to me on my honeymoon......Had the same thing happen to me on my honeymoon...that is why I don't like to travel outside the good ol' U.S. of A. Enough to see here...<br /><br />That spam...now what was wrong with it?Hulk (Likes how he has to explain what non-American women are...)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-58884367405426508772011-01-19T09:47:52.039-05:002011-01-19T09:47:52.039-05:00Now I feel bad for forgetting to warn you about th...Now I feel bad for forgetting to warn you about the timeshare people. I never stop and talk to anyone. I breeze by and don't respond or make eye contact. Even the hooker delivery people in Vegas let me pass.<br />I always get the red light and since seeing Brokedown Palace, I have been terrified someone would slip drugs in my bag and I'd end up in a scary Tibetan prison with no food wallowing in mud. For the rest of my life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com