tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post5378216191129230105..comments2023-10-24T17:19:31.391-04:00Comments on Laundry Hurts My Feelings: Hello, My Name Is AssyJoann Mannixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-3101262857818798472010-11-02T14:00:12.626-04:002010-11-02T14:00:12.626-04:00You're one hot ticket, you are! The tampons ...You're one hot ticket, you are! The tampons would be the fun moment to me, too ;)MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-64868441506015896182010-10-30T12:44:58.991-04:002010-10-30T12:44:58.991-04:00Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. I did the same thing on...Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. I did the same thing one time, when a neighbor kid was in my truck with me and I made an unkind comment about a guy walking in the 'hood, and then she said that was her father. D'oh! You can't take back shit that comes out of your mouth without forethought and hangs in the air. For hours.<br /><br />Love,<br />Your Sister Ass Across the CountryFragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-42141279683099306672010-10-30T00:37:04.025-04:002010-10-30T00:37:04.025-04:00Barry sucks. period.
Speaking of periods, do you ...Barry sucks. period.<br /><br />Speaking of periods, do you have a tampon I could have? There weren't any more in the bathroom for some reason.Tiffaneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14584294562404102895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-76223323126819991502010-10-29T11:26:21.879-04:002010-10-29T11:26:21.879-04:00Awesome. You are getting an official standing ova...Awesome. You are getting an official standing ovation from me right now. And the next time you're in North Florida? I want to hang with the Bambis.Gracehttp://www.looksgreatnaked.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-60109003836369632702010-10-29T10:27:03.704-04:002010-10-29T10:27:03.704-04:00Yay! I am so happy that Sarah has preschool this ...Yay! I am so happy that Sarah has preschool this morning. I needed this!!!<br /><br />That was mortifying indeed.<br /><br />My dad has his reunion and he is not good at small talk. He is too honest for small talk and he kind of forgets what "not" to say.<br /><br />A guy came up to him and was talking to him and all of a sudden my dad said, "I remember you. Your dad robbed the liquor store!"<br /><br />My mom just walked away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-90075695469084270222010-10-28T19:48:53.359-04:002010-10-28T19:48:53.359-04:00Oh for shame!
And I HATE Barry too. How RUDE.
I...Oh for shame! <br />And I HATE Barry too. How RUDE.<br /><br />I am currently planning my high school reunion, please feel sorry for me.Yuliyahttp://www.shesuggests.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-22570557419310561502010-10-28T16:23:09.362-04:002010-10-28T16:23:09.362-04:00congrats on your visit to Tampon Heaven and please...congrats on your visit to Tampon Heaven and please tell me that you don't really own shoes with leather rufflesCarma Sezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01897159620671834070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-68747909793465958202010-10-27T23:11:28.331-04:002010-10-27T23:11:28.331-04:00OMG it sounds like you had such a terrific time, a...OMG it sounds like you had such a terrific time, and it made me want to go out and let the wine do the talking!<br />Glad you got a years worth of tampons. That's kind of like winning a small estrogenic lottery...everybody hates buying feminine hygiene products, so you guys are set! (I've stuffed rolls of toilet paper in my purse once! Only once, I swear!)Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-37136937332417463792010-10-27T19:42:56.701-04:002010-10-27T19:42:56.701-04:00Oh this just might be my favorite Joann tale ever....Oh this just might be my favorite Joann tale ever. On the bright side, at least you did not say anything about his wife's hips being as wide as the door. Right?<br />BTW, you've heard of karma, haven't you? Because, I'm tellin' ya friend, you are so going to be in serious need of a tampon one day with NO tampon in site. And no toilet paper. Wearing white. That's how that works, y'see? If your hubby sends me that wine bag, though, I may be able to remove the karmic curse. We chickens are well versed in the voodoo. <br /><br />And just one more thing. I HATE Barry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-85868760470163692662010-10-27T15:38:37.172-04:002010-10-27T15:38:37.172-04:00Oh My Gosh.
That
Was
Awesome.Oh My Gosh.<br /><br />That<br /><br />Was<br /><br />Awesome.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00732203991908884482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-48566976428131415602010-10-27T15:01:45.656-04:002010-10-27T15:01:45.656-04:00There are so many insanely hysterical and awesome ...There are so many insanely hysterical and awesome parts of this story. Truly, like something you'd seen in a movie!<br /><br />I didn't know you were such a good time to hang out with, Joann! And do you ever question why your husband just sits back and watches you and Allie let the wine make you do things? :)<br /><br />I'm tempted to count the characters to see if it would mee the Twitter limit, but would make a kick-ass tweet: Greg Brady did not know how to play around with majorly fun women who have a purse full of tampons.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06022297670179924365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-45915963563618948322010-10-27T14:33:53.088-04:002010-10-27T14:33:53.088-04:00Oh that is just too funny!
Once at the pool, I m...Oh that is just too funny! <br /><br />Once at the pool, I made a comment on the heavy kid on the diving board. Nothing mean, just that he had put on a lot of weight. It was the boy of the lady next to me. It is a fact that one cannot disappear into a lawn chair.<br /><br />Loved the Barry story, too. Having been a waitress for many years, I am one tough cookie when it comes to putting up with the likes of Barry.Dawn in D.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15507993823949063816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-60761671433386782532010-10-27T11:52:42.230-04:002010-10-27T11:52:42.230-04:00Oh wow...I am blushing for you...thanks for the be...Oh wow...I am blushing for you...thanks for the belly laugh.<br />So glad you enjoy my pics...come on over..you can always stay with us!!!granny1947http://granny1947@wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-56436589742931096322010-10-27T11:23:37.476-04:002010-10-27T11:23:37.476-04:00Thanks for the survival tip--if I am ever lost, I ...Thanks for the survival tip--if I am ever lost, I know now what to mark my trail with! Brilliant!!!!<br /><br />Nice to see you back, Matey!!Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-56525827432872483032010-10-27T10:44:21.081-04:002010-10-27T10:44:21.081-04:00I missed you! And I have been MIA too-ugh.
So I ne...I missed you! And I have been MIA too-ugh.<br />So I need to go out with you guys, clearly.<br />I also need a wine carrier and someone to keep my glass magically full.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-32854205081339030102010-10-27T10:30:13.978-04:002010-10-27T10:30:13.978-04:00Hahahaha!!! What did the hubby say to that?? I m...Hahahaha!!! What did the hubby say to that?? I mean, what did he expect really? You were at a reunion where you didn't know anyone. I would have assumed it was smack talking time too.Reneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12671430769448788032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-11763959581961827122010-10-27T09:48:35.468-04:002010-10-27T09:48:35.468-04:00I think I told this story somewhere else, but I on...I think I told this story somewhere else, but I once asked a gal friend of mine, whom I hadn't seen in quite a while, how her boyfriend/significant other Skip was. Her reply? "Skip died."Hulk (Who has shit like that happen to him ALL THE TIME...)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-57411247332606800932010-10-27T08:15:21.662-04:002010-10-27T08:15:21.662-04:00This whole story sounds like something that would ...This whole story sounds like something that would totally happen to me. But the guy who brought up the long hug, started it!!Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476030470494001642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-67879131151063619072010-10-27T06:54:06.144-04:002010-10-27T06:54:06.144-04:00Poor Barry! (not really)
I want a picture of the ...Poor Barry! (not really)<br /><br />I want a picture of the guy when he said that was his wife! LOLing!Deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00778094998010491653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-68574525251778764652010-10-27T06:45:42.921-04:002010-10-27T06:45:42.921-04:00Oh. My. God. If I had had Bambi 1 to go to a reuni...Oh. My. God. If I had had Bambi 1 to go to a reunion with, I may have attended at least one!!!jayayceebloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05894164273378530006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-72034042784509805042010-10-27T02:47:40.469-04:002010-10-27T02:47:40.469-04:00I had kind of forgotten just how cute Greg was unt...I had kind of forgotten just how cute Greg was until I saw that picture. <br /><br />Certainly much cuter than Barry! Ew.<br /><br />I love that your friend told him off.<br /><br />The tampons?? That is the sort of thing that happens to me.Tracie Nallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07908908021649000930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-10386037491402032382010-10-27T01:22:27.244-04:002010-10-27T01:22:27.244-04:00That is HYSTERICAL!! Omg. Also you are WAY too muc...That is HYSTERICAL!! Omg. Also you are WAY too much fun. Can you come with me to my next reunion?Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14025221975648580117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-56909657874721155922010-10-26T23:03:08.479-04:002010-10-26T23:03:08.479-04:00When I grow up I want to be you. Seriously.When I grow up I want to be you. Seriously.SurferWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957211169192231576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-52274402907018010552010-10-26T22:49:35.362-04:002010-10-26T22:49:35.362-04:00Greatest story of all time. In fact, I am thinkin...Greatest story of all time. In fact, I am thinking of forwarding it to the real Barry for his approval. <br /><br />As for the tampons, I think you should have tipped Barry with them.Cheeseboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323746891853175496.post-90595724864722816922010-10-26T21:52:48.791-04:002010-10-26T21:52:48.791-04:00Snort laughing funny! I so live vicariously throu...Snort laughing funny! I so live vicariously through your tales!Mrs. Ohtobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11089074143426605410noreply@blogger.com