Thursday, April 9, 2009
Texas man stabbed over flatulence problem in motel room
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Thursday, April 9th 2009, 6:52 AM
WACO, Texas — A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.
Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.
Texas man stabbed over flatulence problem in motel roomTHE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Thursday, April 9th 2009, 6:52 AM
WACO, Texas — A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.
Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.
This almost went down at our house last night.
If I had been in possession of a large knife when The Hubby opened up the covers in just the right, fluffing fashion to let me in to the bed with that stupid, sophomoric grin that all men get because they think smothering someone in their stench is just the FUNNIEST thing in the world, we would have had an even better stabbing story to report today.
Let me clue you in, Men of the World: IT'S. NOT. FUNNY. NOT. IN. THE. LEAST.
It also ensures you're not getting any for the night. I'm just sayin....
Today's Forced Download: The fabulous, fabulous Franz Ferdinand- "No You Girls." Not only a rockin' song, the final lyrics say it best. "You boys never care. You dirty boys will never care. No, you boys never care how the girls feel."
Flatulence is never funny.
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