Okay, seriously, Miss Joann? I must have hit the read button at just the right time, because I just got finished reading that entire story that no longer belongs on your page and it was HIlarious as per usual. And I was about to comment that it was so refreshing to read your voice again. I will be stalking... er... watching for you! ;-)
Enjoy the day, my favorite writer!
Erin

You kill me.
My girlfriend had applied to the Canaidan RCMP (the police officers in red who occasionally ride horses) and they went through an extensive background check. They did every one (yes that statement sounded very whorish.)
I don't joke with my doctor while she's all up in my junk. If she giggles, I have no idea where that speculum is going.
Love to see your face back here friend!

Lol!! This had me laughing out loud. I'm glad you're not giving me a wedgie!!