Sorry. As much as I want to be here today with you, Internet, I cannot.
My brother and his darling family are coming to town.
And since we don't get to see them half as much as we'd like to. And since my entire closet is sprawled across my dining room. (That post is COMING.) And since the puppies have decided that licking all the sliding glass doors in my house creating a smeary, disgusting film on my clean glass is about as fun as it gets. And since they still prefer a nice clean carpet over anywhere in the outdoors for their toilet. And since the laundry is higher than my head. And since the car needs to be washed to get rid of the smell of dog and the fungus that I'm sure has taken up residence between my seats. And since there are far too many toilets in this house to clean. And since the cupboards are bare. And since my sister-in-law is a personal trainer who is the size of a toothpick. And since I NOW have to spend my day doing squats and sit-ups and pushups in between toilet scrubbings.
And since I've got to pluck and shave and moisturize and find my inner Goddess, I won't be able to post today.
I'll be back in a few. Look for me. I'll be thinking of you while I'm gone.