Those shoes rock! I love them, but then again I'm a shoe addict!
Those shoes are gorgeous!!!
Looove those shoes!
1. Gorgeous shoes.2. I don't think you need to worry about the whole exfolliating/tanning thing because everyone will be staring at your shoes!3. I have been thinking about that Steve Miller song lately. When I was in high school I went to the concert when he was touring for that album. It was a first date with a really cute guy who was a senior and I was a lowly sophomore. And guess what? He and I are now facebook friends! 4. Love, love, love those pics of the curly doggies and the ducks. Precious!5. Have a fabulous time this weekend.
Great shoes, but really great blog..you are too freakin funny!
Just looking at the shoes I feel my ankle breaking! But they're beauties for sure!The water behind the swimming pool...that lovely blue water? That can't possibly be the alligator/crocodile (see I can't remember again) lake is it? Please say no because it's too beautiful for that.I'm always on your side ... really...but your husband makes me laugh too.And finally, can I come visit sometime? It just looks so lovely there! :)
Oh Sugar! Those shoes!!!!Have a FAB time at the reunion!
OK...now...this must be said: i've seen your kitchen. didn't say squat. I heard about the 400 wine bottle cellar, i kept my trap shut.and ...now...this..this ...spa like yard???honey, you should have told us you married the shah of holyrazamataz.sheesh...girl, you could hold BlogHer at your palace, I mean, house.ok...now, what was the post about? I couldnt' get over the pix.
oh,yeah, the shoes....love 'em...
Those are some seriously bad ass shoes! I couldn't even have worn them in my youth! More power to you that you can. I have a class reunion next weekend. Maybe I try my self tanner.
Love the shoes! Have fun at your reunion. PS Have you ever tried a spray tan?
You had me at new shoes! Damn those are some sexy! I have to confess to being an albino white myself and I loathe summer because of it. I will now be incorporating your tanning technique- THANKS!!
okay, here goes...1. LOVE your shoes!!!!!2. ducks in the pool?!!!3. i hope to God your plan with the sheet works...
#1 have fun at that reunion!#2 Member's Only jackets are making a comeback, so don't be surprised that peeps are (still) wearing them#3 that's your backyard?? Oooooh the jealousy#4 those shoes! Oh the luciousness of those shoes. Give them to me.:)
I NEED THOSE FUCKING SHOES BITCH!!!! LIKE IMMEDIATELY! I do shit naked ALL the time. Neighbors get a sow everyday about noon! Thats when I'm bathing and running about trying to find my jeans or trying to extract LuLu's head from the stair railing... You get the idea!!!Love you bitch!
i always know a laugh is just waiting for me right here on your blog! too funny! and you could stop hearts with those shoes my dear! Can't wait to hear all about the reunion!
HA! Do you know how long it's been since I heard someone mention the giant combs in the back pocket? And my first (and last) meeting with hunchpunch ended in a catus..yep, bad night but unfortunately one I remembered the next day, well most of it. Now I'm just hoping you don't say" Oh my God I know who you are."The shoes are Incredible, have a blast!I so could not trust my daughters with that sheet; )
I do believe we were in high school during the same general era (c/o '81) because your description on high school sounds oh so familiar!This was so funny - loved it!One question though - don't the ducks poop in the pool?Have fun this weekend, and don't get into any trouble!!
Sure, sure, rub it in that you can still wear gorgeous shoes like that you young whippersnapper, while, here I sit recuperating from a flipping cortisone shot in my BIG TOE from arthritis and hearing the doctor tell me that I have to wear SENSIBLE SHOES! Oh My GOD, when did I turn old?That one photo of your dogs looks like your one dog has two heads; one at the front and one on his butt.You talking behind the sheet; kinda like the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain ,"Don't pay attention to that man behind the curtain!"You are a nut!Have fun at your reunion.Don't TP any houses!
You left out one of the most fun small town pasttimes- cowtipping.Love, no ADORE, no must have those shoes.I have no place and no business wearing heels like that but still.....Have fun at the reunion!
Love your f-me heels! They are fabulous! And I think we must have had the same teenage years! Down to the flybacks, funnels and member's only jackets! Have a wonderful time! I hope you get to TP a house or two!
Those are serious kick-ass shoes! But I could never wear them, heels above an inch or so and I do not get along at all but I can see you rocking those this weekend for sure. Have fun!
Love those shoes! I love them. Love. Them.When I think of my high school fashions, I think Jordache, Sergio Valente and Chemin de Fer jeans. And Op. EVERYONE wore Op. With the Goody comb in the back pocket. And Cherokee shoes. And Vans.And I second whoever suggested spray tans instead of the do-it-yourself version.And those shoes? LOVE THEM!!
I love the shoes, but even more, I love your dogs!!
Oh, red snakeskin high heeled fabulousness...Where have you been all my life? Because I? I have been searching for kick ass red pumps for what seems like forEVER! You found the motherlode my friend. Sorry I missed the post about your query. I am going to check it out right about now.Have a great time at your reunion. Personally I hate 'em (including the one that I planned). I think I lived through 16 candles but I was definitely the girl with braces and the hideous sweatshirt wiping her mouth from the bubbler (or do you say water fountain in your parts?) with the skirt of the figure on the front of said hideous sweatshirt. Yea. That was me. But I grew up and turned out much better than that. Enjoy the day, Joann!Erin
MY class reunion is next weekend! I was planning on wearing flip flops? SO?Okay and, we have already planned an AFTER party to view old videos of me and my pals doing goofy stuff in highschool. Of course it's an exclusive after party because A) no one else wants to watch old home movies unless they're in them right? B) It's like high school all over again. I feel a leetle dumb about it. But, if you knew some of the riff raff I went to school with, you wouldn't invite them over either. I grew up in a small town too. We have fun, in a slightly illegal way, but not in a self destructive way. Fine line my friend, fine line.Enjoy tanning you big wierdo.
Must go back and thank Meg of Member's Lounge for this link--she was paying the Beautiful Blogger Award forward and I'm so glad she did!Oh, and on those shoes? Seriously hot, but get back to me in about twenty years on the sensible shoes. I would KILL myself in those suckers! And then there are the knees I'd be wearing above them; at sixty+, the inner thigh slides south and gets stuck to the kneecap, which sorta negates the whole image. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may!
The shoes are terrifying! haha
Well if you do cave to peer pressure and find the PoPo on your trail, you could always click your heels three times and repeat, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home".Hope you have a great time.
I did a double-take when I saw the first picture. A two-headded dog? In your pool?And the red shoes? All you need is some sequins on them and you'll be in Kansas!How about a picture of you with your Clarins tan, sister? You can see my Cancun tan on my blog.
Those shoes are fab and you are going to look awesome!Thank goodness for rain and yes, I was thinking "huh?"
So, Blogger is hating me today and dumping some of my comments. But since you people take your valuable time to leave me a comment, I will outwit the villainous Blogger and publish those dropped comments through copy and paste. Take that blogger! Anita@GoingALittleCoastal has left a new comment on your post "New Shoes—You Complete Me": Those are some rockin shoes! Me, I'd break my neck in them. Never learned to walk in heels. I'm sort of like a newborn giraffe. Thanks for the walk down memory lane. My life was at the beach also. With a six pack of Busch beer. And a tube of Lipsmackers to keep my braces from ripping me to shreds while I was umm, busy. Love your backyard. I'm a little green. Are you in south fl? Publish this comment. Reject this comment. Moderate comments for this blog. Posted by Anita@GoingALittleCoastal to Laundry Hurts My Feelings at July 23, 2010 9:16 PM
Those shoes make me happy to just gaze upon them....can't even imagine what they'd do to me if I slipped into them!
Brilliant post...you had me snorting my coffee over my keyboard.Those shoes are dangerous weapons!I can SO relate to the costume feeling.Have a blast at the reunion.
That was hilarious! I love the shoes!! They're awesome!!Good luck with the tanning episode...hope you don't get caught!And have fun at your reunion. Go toilet paper someone while you're at it. Relive the younger years! :D
Okay, I have two questions:1. Did guys wear Jordache jeans? I don't recall ever owning a pair.2. That is a nice pool you've got there. Do the ducks pee in it?
Granny, I don't know if you'll read this, but I just want you to know, I'm not sure why, but my Mac won't let me link to your site. I reply to each and every one of my comments, and so I hope you see this. Thank you for your kind words. And yes, those shoes are weapons. Weapons that will slay a women's heart in lust. I had to have those shoes. Had to. Thanks again for your comments. I like the snorting coffee one.
Those are some hot ones! And it IS all about the shoes.
That's your pool? And those are your ducks? Do the ducks poop in the pool? Because we have ducks at a community pool and there is duck shit EVERYWHERE.I just don't want you to slip walking in those kick-ass new shoes. Also? I had a comb that said Rotten Kid on it and I wore it proudly stuffed into my back pocket. I believe we must be close in age.
Those shoes are amazing ... God, I hope they're comfortable! I am picturing you talking from behind the sheet like the Wizard of Oz behind his curtain.
OMG! Where do I begin? You are so hilarious! I haven't been to a reunion yet but I have one next year and I just pray I can keep myself together just until then!The last time I say anyone was at my friends funeral and all of my classmates mouth dropped open. I am like wine and I get better with age, thank goodness.
Oh yes, and do you own ducks? Or do they just flock to your pool? I may have to start calling your Joey or Chandler!
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